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In lieu of proper romance may I present to you- mutual awkward pining from protagonist and love interest who are equally afraid of expressing their feelings but act as if they are in a relationship anyway?
It ain’t much, but it’s honest work and the best I can do, take it or leave it.
#no wait come back- don’t leave it#please just take it#I don’t understand human emotions#it’s more fun to be cryptic and complicated#I can’t write romance#I can’t write love#mutual pining#is this problematic#pining#awkward characters#not whump#what the hell is this#romance?#writing is hard#idk what im on about#character pairing
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Looking over old case files...
#i've have this study in my drafts for so long#please just take it#i don't think i'll every color it ngl#koichi zenigata#digital art#illustration#artwork#art#lupin iii#lupin the third#wip#study
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How it started, versus how's it going.
Happy Sonic 3 release day. Have my forever evolving OC I had since I was, like, 10. You'll never guess who she is based off of because I was (still am) obsessed with Shadow and Maria.
Dramatic retelling of her lore below
A timeline set between SA2 and ShtH, the Commander is fueled by revenge and the paranoia created by the destruction of Shadow's crusade after his 50 year slumber. Due to G.U.N.'s lack of preparedness, the Commander's pet project began, modeled after the Ultimate Lifeform Project. This one hobbled together by the late Gerald Robotnik's notes and lab scraps. This creation was to be a weapon solely controlled by G.U.N. to overthrow a threat such as Shadow, and to be a superior lifeform. Moreso further inspired by the Commander's trauma, the project dubbed "the Superior Lifeform" was made in Maria Robotnik's likeness. Although hopes are high, the Commander's own ego and faith within G.U.N. is overstated because without the same formulas the Doctor used, and the lack of nurture to grow her skills, she could never truly be superior to Shadow.
Maria is lead to believe she is a mobian with amnesia indebted to G.U.N. as a special agent. She is dedicated and steadfast in her work, however without G.U.N., she feels she is lost, purposeless, and craves to be something more and to learn who she can be.
When a new terror faces the country, she is determined to take it down and protect civilians, leading Maria to break command and go AWOL. Although only successful in scaring it off for now, she realizes she has more strength and power than she ever imagined. Thereafter, she is court-martialed and incarcerated by G.U.N. military police.
Broken out by a mysterious bat and hedgehog, she is taken in under their wing. Despite being afraid of what this means for Maria's future, she is determined to take down this new threat without G.U.N.'s overbearing control, and practically embraces her fugitive status. This time is taken to hone her skills and uncover what she has been missing, and maybe learn to have a little fun along the way.
This black hedgehog seems so familiar to her, but also feels so incredibly dangerous. Walking the fine line between enjoying her new allies and the growing pit of distrust in her gut, she learns her true purpose is to destroy this very hedgehog who took her in.
Who does she believe when all she has ever known was G.U.N.? How could she possibly take down a creature so powerful, yet seems moreso like home than G.U.N. ever has? She refuses to do the Commander's bidding ever again, but the Commander knows what she is made of, and knows she never really had a choice in the matter.
#sonic fan character#sonic oc#sonic original character#Maria the Hedgehog#oc x canon#self insert x canon#self insert#digital art#procreate#artists on tumblr#small artist#fuck it we ball#please just take it#I have more but man am I slow and drawing it all out aaaaahhh#my babbyyyyy
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we still haven't nailed down a date to fucking pick up the couch 😭
#please just take it#I have another large piece of furniture to sell too but idk if its even worth it#its been WEEKS#and my lamp and small tables...idk if its worth it either#cor.txt
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Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.
LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.
Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.
Sources:
#unforth rambles#fuck ai#llms#sorry but i think this every time I see a reblog with more haha funny answers#how many tries did it take to generate the absurd#how many resources got wasted just to prove what we already know - that these tools are a joke#please stop contributing to this
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(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)
#MY GIRLLLLLLLL <333333 you're doing amazing sweetie kill them all you deserve to#anyway. coping mechanism. the problems in my life i could solve if society just let me have a death note#this show really is an exercise in patience and suffering i get SO squicked out#by how much the horrible characters and situations mirror the insanity of what's happening in real life#also the revelation that some of the actors are Exactly as shitty as their characters are is. ugh.#but every time i'm like okay i can't take it i need to stop to protect my headspace#i think of kimiko and am like.... no... i need to see my gir....#hope karen gets jucy roles in other shows too PLEASE#the boys#kimiko miyashiro#karen fukuhara#theboysedit#tvedit
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pokemon fans when they have to wait another year for the next big game with no major releases in-between
#pokemon#I JUST LOVE HOW UNANIMOUS IT IS. ITS SO FUNNY BUT ALSO SO DIRE#like!! EVERYONE is glad we’re waiting! I haven’t seen ANYONE complain#im pokemon fans btw. please take your time gf there is NO need to rush
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Need a teen! Bruce au where he’s exactly like Justice League! Batman and Battinson in one. That mf put the fear of every god in Ra’s Al Ghul.
Everytime he’s in a room with someone over 30 “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance plays in the background.
Despite that, in his own way, he’s as gentle as can be with his league. Give me a young Diana who’s getting spat on and ripped apart by the media in a way not one of her male teammates get.
And she’s Wonder Woman. She shouldn’t be affected by it. And she is, anyway. Bruce relates to that in an uncomfortable degree.
“When I first became Batman, weak men tried standing in my way, too. “
“And what did you do?”
“I stepped over them.”
He has a tiny Robin he occasionally has to keep on a leash.
Give me somewhat teen mom Bruce who struggles to wrangle his unruly six year old who likes flipping from rooftop to rooftop and thinks fighting Bane is a piece of cake.
“If Tati can do it, so can I!”
“Dick,” he paused, before handing him a handfull of candy. “Wonderful emotional manipulation. Good job.”
“:D”
#I LOVE HIMMMMM HES SO AWKWARD AND COOL TO ME#give me the league fangirling over him at every turn and he’s just Tired of them. has to call teen Clark who’s Perry White’s intern like.#‘Kal— please write about something other than Batman.’#‘Bruce. I cannot say no to you. Please don’t ask me to do that.’#alfred is extremely tired. also extremely in need of Bruce to stop being self sufficient.#let him take care of you daMN IT—#teen bruce wayne#bruce wayne#batman#batdad#writing#dick grayson#dc comics
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What we need to do is convince all the disney adults in america that high speed rail would be a preferable way of getting to disneyworld compared to driving or flying. We could maybe harness their fondness for the monorail or something, but this is a group of people that has time, income, and passion that we could leverage. If we could direct 5% of the enthusiasm they have for limited edition popcorn buckets into calling their representatives and demanding high-speed interstate rail, we could get it by 2030
#at this point I don't care whether rail is privately or publicly funded#I'll ride the Mickey Mouse Express if it means not having to drive or fly everywhere#if you're on the disneyland side of the country I just don't have as strong a grasp on your psychology as a demographic#but I went to school with some twice a year disneyworld people#if you are a disney adult and you're reading this please don't take it as an insult#I don't think it comes off that way but you never know
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You can only reblog this today.*
*PLEASE READ THE TAGS
#adventure time#finn the human#if you are reading this#please be aware this is a joke#this was a random thing tound on Facebook#and no finn really didn't say that#so go ahead and reblog it#just don't take it seriously#some of the people who reblogged this overreacted#so I feel compelled to add these tags to call them out on it#like seriously#chill out dudes#maybe eat a taco or two#tacos are life#so are burritos#ok this is running its course#david zaslav can suck it#i just felt like adding that because he is a douche
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really fun duo you have there. mind if i add arbitrary roles to their relationship dynamic so i can write one of them as an overprotective caretaker and the other as a naive helpless baby?
#talk tag#I CAN'T TAKE THIS#mario pokemon undertale mp100 IT’S ALL THE SAME PEOPLE JUST DO THE SAME THING EVERYWHERE#I’M COMPLAINING BTW. I’M COMPLAINING. I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DO THIS. THIS POST IS ME COMPLAINING. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. I’M COMPLAINING.
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(looks at upcoming card releases)
I'm in danger :)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#smoking#my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys#and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT#on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team#regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good#(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire#the results may shock you#(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you
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Something I think about a lot is how Rick Riordan very rarely uses "girlfriend/boyfriend" to refer to Percy and Annabeth within their perspectives. They're so intertwined, even Annabeth says in hoh that the word boyfriend isn't strong enough, because Percy was a part of her. They are a singular soul, too wrapped around each others' fates that regular labels are far too weak for them. But, Rick Riordan uses "boyfriend" a lot in Nico and Wills perspectives, not because they love each other less than percabeth, but to show how much the word means to them. Nico uses it any chance he gets- "his boyfriend," "he actually had a boyfriend," because Nico has never been able to say that before. Their struggle with their queer identities mixed with Nico's catholic guilt and chronic everyone-hates-me disease makes the fact that he has someone to call his actual boyfriend so much more important to his character development.
#yeah ik I'm solangelo posting again listen tsats is fucking me up ok#please god don't take this as me saying will is only important when he's in love w nico he's his own character#and I just read a bit from hoh#rick riordan#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#nico di angelo#will solace#solangelo#pjo hoo toa#riordanverse#tsats#the sun and the star#house of hades#chaotic's posts
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The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic
#bloodweave#baldur's gate 3#bg3#gale x astarion#astarion x gale#gale dekarios#astarion ancunin#yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual#the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max#I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together#toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable#I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him#and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale#and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually#helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god#at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale)#anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again
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Blep. (Sequel to the boop)
Or alternatively titled: Snake Jamil, but even larger noodle
The species that Jamil is based on here is called the Blood Python (special thanks to @kirexa for the information!), which can reach an average of 4-6 ft in length and up to 30 lbs in weight.
Bonus panel:
#my art#oc#twisted wonderland#twst#jamil viper#i'm so sorry he doesn't show up as a human in this one#but please gaze upon him as a pretty snake#jamil viper x yuu#twst mc#twst yuu#twst yuusona#shiokawa mayu#jamimayu#did you know i watched so many snake videos for reference#and the more i learned abt them the more they were just#so jamil...#like u gotta hold them close to make them feel more secure#vs in the air#and risk getting bitten#but its a risk you should be willing to take for the animal#stuff like that#anyway someone send help#her neck & shoulder muscles ouch
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War of Succession: dp x dc
"It's simple, really," the Ghost King smirked, the purple bands around his eyes widening as he narrowed his gaze. "You release me from this circle. I give you a promise to never return, and you get an influential hostage from my side. Easy breezy. Can't get any simpler than that."
Diana, Clark, and Bruce shared a look.
On the one hand, a hostage would be a good way to ensure that the threat to stay away from their dimension would actually stick. This particular Ghost King had been known for sweeping through the whole length and breadth of at least one dimension, and leaving only charred wreckage behind. A fight against him would waste precious time and resources that they should be using to solve the problems of the dimension they were already in—
—And based on Constantine's projections, a fight with this monarch would be a fight they might not even win.
Wonder Woman grimaced. Batman and Superman carefully did not do the same.
Wonder Woman was the only combatant who willingly and purposefully executed the occasional opponent; she was the only one the Ghost King seemed to respect in some manner, even if he occasionally pointed wary red eyes at the Bat behind her. Still, Diana faced him head on, eye to eye.
"No harm will come to your hostage, assuming that they do not challenge us. Leaving our custody would become a declaration of hostilities between us. Do you agree to this contract?"
The Ghost King's fanged smile was bloodthirsty. His smugness was palpable.
"Deal. I swear it on my crown."
There was absolutely something up his sleeve. It was too bad that there was no time for Bruce to decipher his motives.
Diana held her bare hand out, expression grim, back straight. The Ghost King leaned down— his green-tinged face was blank as stone, his black-gloved hand broad and wide.
Wonder Woman was unafraid. She took the hand.
One of the presiding JL Dark members hissed; Diana was fairly sure it was Captain Marvel, given his age—
Green swept through Diana like high tide, like a riptide, like waves buffeting her left and right until water was forced into her lungs and tried to sweep her off her feet.
She held fast. Diana was the child of gods and a Leader of her people. Of course she held fast.
...The waters slowly ebbed. Diana blinked green out of her eyes and saw the Ghost King did the same, wincing and cracking his shoulders the way Batman might after a hard battle.
Zatanna, Captain Marvel, and Constantine eased back on the circle beneath the monarch.
—And then the Ghost King was gone.
No light. No smoke. No sound. Just gone.
"...Uh," said Clark. Bruce swiftly shushed him.
A lime green tear ripped its way open where the circle had been drawn only seconds ago. Diana thought she heard some sort of voice shouting, and then a deeper, thicker voice growl back—
—And a teenager was punted straight into the arms of a baffled Captain Marvel. Billy quickly swerved to catch him safely, just as shocked as the teen in his arms was.
The teenager had the same white hair as the Ghost King, a similar Black jumpsuit that bore the same emblem, the same sharp fangs in his gritted teeth...and a smaller, but identically designed, floating black-iron crown. Was he smaller in frame? Absolutely. Was he also clearly terrified at the realization that he was surrounded by foreign combatants?
His eyes were so wide. So green. So scared.
His form flickered as he tried to disappear from sight. Zatanna's preventative spellwork stopped the invisibility from taking hold— and his panic clearly increased as he tried to scrabble up and over Billy's shoulders.
The Ghost King had thrown them his heir. Diana swallowed. Worse, she feared, there was reason to suspect that doing so was more to his benefit than their own.
A battle for succession was rarely bloodless.
Diana did not look forward to this...aftermath.
#this is p a prompt I don't think I'd finish this one#adopt it at your leisure (just let me see please)#Dan is the Ghost King#so is Danny but only Dan is invested in the ruling part of it (half Vlad)#Danny and Dan are the Ghost King#simultaneously#All Dannies of all dimensions technically are (not Dani though)(she is a clone not a different Danny)#dp x dc#dpxdc#dcxdp#Summoning The Ghost King* (*It's Dan) lmao#Dan: (taking the opportunity to get rid of his younger kid self) GREAT here take him *yeets the boy*#Danny is ✨trapped by someone else's contract✨#faer winds
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